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absies:

chikadee:

hypnotiqlawls:

bennyandomar:

lol

lolol

1. It’s like, what, a cup of blood or something? Shut the fuck up. That was just a joke. It’s not like this actually harms us in any way. In fact, it’s a perfectly natural thing. I don’t understand why people say this. It’s not necessarily blood. It’s just a lining not just of blood cells but of other shit, too. If your body produced a substance once a month that was going to be discarded when it wasn’t used, what’s the big deal?
2. That hole stretches, jeeze. Shut up. It hurts, yeah but girls can’t joke about that shit until they’ve actually had a kid.
3. Actually it’s only about 7 pounds when it comes out so the weight is gradually being added on.
4. I’m sure that men can, actually. What about single fathers?
5. Of course men can carry ten 8 pound shopping bags. Shopping bags shouldn’t be eight pounds anyway, those fuckers will break.
6. Why would you go a week only eating salad? This is why women are stupid. As well as vegans/vegetarians.
7. Of course men can face heartbreak are you fucking retarded? What about all the hearts of the boys you’ve broken up with, nu?
8. I’m sure they can. Unrequited love is a bitch but you need to get over that.
9. Gay men can but most men have short hair so they don’t really use a straightener. And what are you talking about? You complain. You go, “SHIT!”

Seriously, way to take women back 50 years. (I wish. At least then I could slap a bitch in the mouth for gettin her lips in a knot without guilt/remorse/legal action).

i sure as hell don’t plan on holding a baby in my stomach for 9 months. indigestionnnnnn…